The B&J Podcast

Somehow, someway we made it through Christmas. Brendan and Jimmy came through it afflicted with an existential crisis. And for two extremely depressed blokes, they sure did laugh a lot in this podcast.

We start the podcast off with Unwound’s “Summer Freeze” and end with PJ Harvey’s cover of Peggy Lee’s “Is That All There Is?” In between we talked about:

– The hard freeze (not really) in Los Angeles.
– Brendan is depressed and struck with malaise.
– Jimmy realizes he’s right to be cynical about family gatherings for Christmas.
– Koreans and religion!
– Brendan watched The Interview!
– Cheesy 90s goth acts!
– Jimmy masturbated to Black Tape for a Blue Girl in college!
– The economics of Video on Demand!
– Brendan yells at me for liking the Laemmle Sunset 5 Theaters!
– Jimmy ponders why teenybopper singers and groups like Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and One Direction are still popular despite the music industry imploding.
– Jared Leto’s penis!
– More fisting porn talk!!!
– Does the bottom take the top’s last name when they gay marry?
– Jimmy promises to livecam his suicide!
– We list our favorite 2014 albums!

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We’re back from our little hibernation! The days are getting shorter and colder, so warm your sexy bodies up next to ours! In this episode we talk about:

– Right off the bat, Jimmy cusses out Brendan.
– Jimmy talks about the sudden loss of all of his books.
– Brendan quickly brushes past his camping stories to talk about movies.
– The evil American empire trying to blame the Sony hack on Jimmy’s North Korea’s brothers.
– We unveil our list of things we hope North Korea will help us get rid of.
– What’s the last good Ridley Scott movie? Thelma & Louise?
– Jimmy invokes Satan after finding out Ridley Scott is going to do Blade Runner 2.
– Some Black Mirror love.
– Baseball HOT STOVE TALK!!! aka Making fun of the San Diego Padres.

Ruby’s “Flippin Tha Bird (Ceasefire Mix)” is our introduction song, and we play D’Angelo’s “The Charade” to end the whole damn thing.

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Tune to this week’s very special episode as the lads delve into race and protesting and how people’s reaction to both drive them both up the fucking wall.

– Someone needs to fix Brendan’s plumbing.
– The lads have a role reversal: Brendan is angry and Jimmy is mellow. Sort of.
– Brendan talks about why he hated Interstellar.
– Ferguson. We talked about it.
– Jimmy watched Planes, Trains and Automobiles instead of watching Ferguson burn.
– Brendan talks about Richard Sherman’s presser.
– Jimmy very nearly makes the most tasteless unfunny joke he has ever made.
– How badly the NFL fucked up the Ray Rice discipline.
– Brendan ends the episode with his Springer-esque Final Thought.

The music featured in this episode is Annie’s cover of Stacy Q’s “Two of Hearts” and Haujobb’s Seasons Change: Springtime remix of :wumpscut:’s “Die In Winter” as found on The Remix Wars: Strike 1 released by the now-defunct 21st Circuitry Records.

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Sometimes there’s a lot of shittiness going on in this fucked up world of ours, we have to vent. That’s what this podcast is. We rage about:

– Babes in Toyland playing a show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
– Jimmy rages about being stuck on the 405 and sort of goes nuts.
– Jimmy rages about people talking about fighting hate with love and how retarded that is.
– Brendan talks about how Japan’s prime minister just dissolved parliament.
– We talk about how stupid it was for ESPN to suspend Keith Law from Twitter for defending science.
– Brendan tries to do a movie review with very little success.
– Jimmy officially secedes from the Union.
– Ted Cruz and Yakety Sax.
– Jimmy relives an amusing and infuriating OK Cupid exchange.
– Brendan hates “lol”.
– Brendan rehashes this week’s Law & Order: SVU.
– PORN!

Appropriately this podcast opens with Babes In Toyland’s “Bruise Violet” as Kat Bjelland screams “You fucking bitch I hope your insides rot,” at the top of her lungs. We end with Atari Teenage Riot’s “Sick to Death”.

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It seems that Jimmy is a very angry person. Apparently. Somehow Brendan withstood the offensive, and we talked about:

– Early podcast hostilities.
– Brendan’s obsession with Jamiroquai.
– Jimmy’s night out last Saturday and the characteristics of a good party.
– Brendan loves “Deeper and Deeper”.
– Jimmy nicked his ballsack while shaving.
– Brendan recaps this week’s SVU.
– Brendan yells at Jimmy for misusing the “Parklife” sound bite.
– Brendan hates firemen.
– Jimmy admits he’s a misogynist feminist and talks about the only time he attempted hetero sex.
– We laugh at Jose Canseco’s middle finger falling off during a poker tournament.
– We talk baseball awards and how playoffs cheapen championships.

We opened with Blur’s “Parklife” and ended with their 1996 classic “Charmless Man”.

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Here is the latest offering as recorded on Saturday morning. To celebrate the Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly et al. megatour, we open the podcast with FLA’s “Killing Grounds” from their most recent album Echogenetic and close out with SP’s “empte” from 2004’s The Greater Wrong of the Right. In between:

– Jimmy cusses out Brendan right at the top of the podcast.
– The Skinny Puppy, Frontline Assembly, Haujobb, Youth Code mega gothy industrial tour!!!!
– We imagine how sex between the two of us would be like, hence the title of this podcast.
– Election Day recap!
– We reenact the Bill Simmons-Mike and Mike feud.
– The future of online discourse?
– Wolf Dicks – Our obligatory Law and Order SVU segment.
– The Lakers and Charles Barkley’s vow to not eat until they win a game.
– Brendan is starting to watch Gilmore Girls! (Although he tried to blame Faith for it.)
– Brendan breaks Jimmy’s finger.

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Happy belated Halloween, All Soul’s Day, Dia de los Muertos and all that other nonsense. We decided to morning drink on Saturday and record this. Therefore, I (Jimmy) don’t remember anything that was said. I’m pretty sure I said something offense, Brendan recoiled in horror and a mad mob of sons of bitches will come after me with pitchforks.

The podcast opens with Unwound’s “All Soul’s Day” and ends with Siouxsie and the Banshees’ “Voodoo Dolly”.

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Oh boy. Some might be offended by this episode. If you’re sensitive, don’t listen. We talk about:

– Jimmy says the worst things about the school shooting up by Seattle.
– Jimmy says the worst things about Taylor Swift.
– Jimmy presents his list of people he wants to get Ebola. He might have also said a certain US Senator can only get sexually aroused by having an eight-year old boy shit in his mouth. Allegedly.
– Brendan hates his cackle.
– Brendan summarizes the last episode of Law and Order SVU.
– Jimmy learns that some men don’t know what the concept of consent is.
– Jimmy idolizes Lorena Bobbit.
– Brendan spends the entire time squirming uncomfortably as Jimmy spewed diarrhea from his mouth.
– Matthew Harrison is an asshole.

This podcast opens with Julie Brown’s classic “The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun” and ends with Aphex Swift’s “Starlightlicker”.

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