The B&J Podcast

I love how if you look at our page on iTunes, they censor out all of the curse words that I write here. I find that endlessly hilarious even though I was thoughtful enough to put that parental advisory sticker on this. So I guess that is that. On this episode we talk about:

– Brendan talks about being stuck in the house thank to Obama wanting to be on Marc Maron’s podcast last Friday.
– NPR listeners didn’t like Kim Kardashian on “Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me”.
– Rather than deal with the issues behind the Charleston shooting, we make fun of white supremacists.
– Girder your loins people. We talk sports. And Jurassic World.

Abba’s “Waterloo” opens up the podcast and we end with Mend’s “On the List”.

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Sorry we’re late again. It happens. So we recorded this where Brendan housesat which had one dog in particular that liked to run around. You can hear that occasionally in the background. In this episode we talk about:

– We start with Rachel Dolezal and it somehow morphed to watching Aphex Twin videos on acid, to student loans, to Caitlyn Jenner, to Kim Kardashian, to the genius of Kanye West, to Andy Kauffman.
– Brendan wonders if Jimmy took an estrogen pill which leads to a talk about Jerry Seinfeld.
– Brendan talks about how he would kill Jimmy and we have a confusing conversation about Nine Inch Nails’s Broken video. Then Jimmy talks about how he would kill himself.
– We read/make fun of funny/bad Yelp reviews of chain restaurants.

We open the podcast with Eminem’s “Survival” and end it with Kanye West’s “All of the Lights”

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We have reached 50 episodes!!!!!! Yeah, we made you wait this week mostly because of Jimmy’s laziness more than anything else. But here it is, the comedic tour de force you have come to expect from the two of us. We talk about:

– Jimmy’s 86-year old grandmother is a Skinny Puppy fan. The talk veers off to imagining the possibilities of Nine Inch Nails, The Musical if it were to ever happen, to 90s fashion aesthetics, to Brendan’s confusion as to how Jimmy lived through that time and never took Ecstasy.
– Brendan is happy Hannibal is back. Jimmy is trying to get into it but has some problems with it.
– We’re both reading Kazuo Ishiguro’s The Buried Giant. There are huge problems with it. And Jimmy says what is perhaps the gayest thing he has ever said in 50 episodes of this nonsense.
– We answer questions! Not questions posed by listeners. But we troll Yahoo! Answers to stir up some trouble.
– Brendan talks The Nightmare.

The episode opened with Skinny Puppy’s “Killing Game” and ends with Experimental Dental School’s “Taco Chakra”.

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After a week off, we’re back. Brendan made a blanket fort, we might or might not have ingested some chemicals before this and away we went! We talked about:

– Jimmy comes out of the closet. Hilariousness ensues.
– Brendan talks about his trip to New York, the baseball hall of fame and the gentrification of orgies in the City.
– Jimmy doesn’t understand emojis.

The podcast opened with Madonna’s “Jimmy Jimmy” and ended with Nine Inch Nail’s “The Day the World Went Away”.

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Brendan is getting ready to go to New York. We gab and gab and gab about:

– Happy 50th birthday Michael Trent Reznor! We talk about remix albums, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Boss Hog and Pussy Galore.
– We talk about House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski and other books.
– Our first “What Ails Ya” segment where we talk about a car chase channel and a struggling infielder.
– Brendan watched Mad Max: Fury Road, and apparently a lot of people masturbate in regular movie theaters.
– Brendan is getting ready for his trip to New York and the Baseball Hall of Fame.

The episode opens with Nine Inch Nails’ “The Only Time” and ends with Nina Hagen’s “New York, New York”.

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What a shitty podcast we put out last week. We apologize and hope this week’s is a step up. We think it is. We talk about

– Brendan wanted to have a serious discussion of the Armenian genocide. Jimmy just wanted to talk about shitty Armenian driving in Glendale.
– Jimmy’s bored and Brendan got butt-hurt.
– We talk about the Full House and Coach reboots. Then we start reimagining Family Matters reboot. A Picket Fences reboot. 227 reboot.
– Brendan uses a gay porn analogy to explain the Marvel Black Widow controversy so that Jimmy can understand.
– Brendan talk about seeing a Deep Blue Sea Q&A and screening.
– The Dodger embarrassed themselves against the Giants this past week.

Einsurzende Neubauten’s “Armenia” open the podcast and “Hymnen” closed it.

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I think Jimmy was too euphoric after the Chelsea 1-0 win over Man United and Brendan was just too… well, he was just being himself. In this episode we hear how euphoric Jimmy is over the Chelsea win, we talk about Kings player Jarret Stoll getting busted for drugs in Vegas, Jimmy’s fear of ecstasy and Brendan trying to peddle molly on Jimmy. What an awful human being!

We played Blur’s “Parklife” and The Orb’s “S.A.L.T.”

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In a nutshell, that’s all this episode is about: drugs and baseball. Really, is there anything better in life than drugs and baseball? Just to be a little more specific, we talk about:

– Drive Like Jehu reminds Brendan of Donut Friend.
– Just because it’s Coachella weekend doesn’t mean traffic in LA is okay.
– Brendan is having apartment issues.
– Brendan is going on vacation! Wait. Isn’t he unemployed?
– Brendan wants to be a Steely Dan groupie.
– Doing drugs in our 30s sounds like a hassle.
– Jimmy’s last time on acid.
– Speaking of drugs, we talk about the Angels v. Josh Hamilton.
– And we talk the first week of the baseball season.
– Brendan implies Jimmy’s ancestors at one point fucked a panda.

The podcast starts with Drive Like Jehu’s “Future Home of Stucco Monstrosity” and ended with Aphex Twin’s “Fresher + Cleaner” from the Soundcloud dump of a few months ago.

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The last podcast we did was pretty fucking depressing. Two weeks later, we’re both in a more upbeat mood. Brendan quit his job, and Jimmy was formally diagnosed with depression! FUN! We talk about:

– Brendan is FUNEMPLOYED!!!!!!!!!
– Jimmy’s first joke fell flat.
– Jimmy hates Easter clothes. Brendan loves them.
– Brendan thinks Jimmy has sex like Eeyore.
– The lads talk about Wrigley Field’s still ongoing renovations despite the season starting today.
– Jimmy is so happy that he’s been formally diagnosed with depression! And his 36th birthday!
– We talk about Scientology and when Brendan dressed up as Xenu.
– Jimmy wonders what kind of religion he can make up to discriminate against breeders in Indiana.
– We make fun of Indiana.
– Jimmy might go to a wedding if they served pizza at the reception.

We open the show with The (International) Noise Conspiracy’s “Abolish Work” and end with Nine Inch Nails’s “Heresy”.

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