B&J Podcast Ep. 8 – What’s the Big Deal?

Jimmy and Brendan

Brendan IS NOT DEAD! So rather that wait two weeks for a podcast, here is another one just one week later.

This podcast features the music of Kim and Kelley Deal: The Amps’ “Bragging Party”, The Breeders’ “Doe”, Kelley Deal’s cover of Pantera’s “Fucking Hostile” and Kim Deal’s new single “The Root”.

In this one we talk about where Brendan was last week, how I fucked up my ankle, that kid who went on a killing spree in IV, Barbra Streisand, how I’ve never watched a Star Wars movie, Pat Sajak’s denying science, Miguel Olivo biting off Alex Guerrero’s ear, Willow Smith taking a picture with a 20-year old and other nonsense.

This podcast even features guests: incestual lesbian dogs!

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B&J Podcast Ep. 7 – Brendan Is Dead

Brendan? and Jimmy

We’re deep in the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and of course that means playoff beards. Of course Brendan’s beard apparently killed him. They went camping over the weekend, and Faith apparently killed him with her womanly wiles. So you are stuck with me mourning for this asshole.

Because this are half the hosts, here is half a podcast. We mourn Brendan with Haujobb’s remix of :wumpscut:’s “Die In Winter”. Then we celebrate with Kevorkian Death Cycle’s cover of Pet Shop Boys’ “It’s a Sin”. Then we honor Brendan and his meat is murder ethos with Skinny Puppy’s “Testure”.

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B&J Podcast Ep. 6 – That’s So Syphilis

Jimmy and Brendan

I don’t know what to say. I know this podcast is not meant for children, but we may have just crossed the line on this one. We don’t mean any harm — after all, sometimes you have to laugh through some ugly shit. But some people might misconstrue why we are laughing hysterically at certain things. Like when I say that someone looks like an AIDS patient pre-Kaposi’s sarcoma sores.

I guess if there’s anything to blame, here it is:

Salty Dog

A variation of the salty dog that Brendan made: a traditional gin and grapefruit juice in a salt-rimmed glass. But Brendan added rosemary and a habanero syrup that gave it a little kick.

In this episode I yell at Brendan for being an asshole, learning Brendan’s mom listens to us, EDM as the new Jock Jamz, a guide for kids taking drugs, some really offensive stuff, Donald Sterling and racism, I bemoan the fact I never had my shit together so as to become a teenage hooker at exclusive Hollywood producers’ parties, Courtney Love, Kim Deal, horse racing, pari-mutuel gambling, Rob Ford sex tape?, frothing of the muzzle and a whole bunch of other drunken nonsense.

The music featured are Air Supply’s “All Out of Love” with a cameo from Snoop Dog, Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker”, Hole’s “Teenage Whore” and Pleasure Forever’s “Goodnight”.

Again, if you’re sensitive about shit, don’t even bother.

B&J Podcast Ep. 5: It’s 1994!

Jimmy and Brendan

Since it’s been 20 years since one of the best years for music, we do our little tribute to it. The music featured are Unwound’s “All Soul’s Day”, Jawbox’s “Cooling Card”, Hole’s “Rock Star” and Pavement’s “Cut Your Hair”.

The podcast is brought to you by sazerac, although it is not to blame for my utter lack of ability to string words together. We talk about:

* Music in 1994
* Mogwai live
* Couples making out in concerts
* P-22 and my ignorance of what to do if confronted with a mountain lion
* Donald Rumsfeld and Errol Morris
* Why we don’t really like President Obama
* Sex
* Fuck the AIDS Healthcare Foundation
* Yasiel Puig
* Bill Plaschke

I suppose it would be professional of me to either re-record this podcast or do some major editing in “post”. I guess I could have stricken a couple of “You know”s or dubbed Marvin Miller’s name where I forgot (yet I remembered Curt Flood’s name).

It’s still an entertaining podcast that actually had me cracking up as I was doing my weekly Sunday cleaning. Brendan clearly carried this podcast. I’ll do better next time.

So, warts and all, here is the new podcast!

B&J Podcast Episode 4: One Hour Closer to Death

Jimmy and Brendan

Here is our latest podcast offering, our best yet. We start things off with:

  1. Body Count’s “Evil Dick”
  2. Talk about my crippling depression I had on my birthday
  3. Bitch about trite Facebook birthday messages
  4. My perverted sexual dreams
  5. My not-so-perverted-but-equally-disgusting bowel movements
  6. Our love of Bret Easton Ellis
  7. The evolution of Geryon
  8. The discovery that Joaquin Phoenix was in To Die For
  9. The hilarity of the Dodgers opening day
  10. Our hate of Robin Thicke and his rape song
  11. Our little ode to Kurdt Kobain and much more.

The songs in this podcast were the aforementioned Body Count song, Liars “Mess on a Mission”, Trust “Geryon” and Nirvana “Endless, Nameless”.

Tell your friends all about the podcast that will scorch the nation worse than Sherman’s March to the Sea. Sure, you’ll have to cover your children’s ears, but as Pat Benetar once sang, “Hell is for children.”

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B&J Podcast Ep. 3 – Danzig’s Back Up Dancers

Jimmy and Brendan

Here’s the newest podcast using a name suggested by Dominick. I play with sounds and fall in love with the dance hall airhorn. We talk about the end of True Detective, what I should do for my birthday, my recent hikes, how shitty Brendan’s week was, the Dodgers in Australia, how fun the Dodger drama will be this season, and me having sex with lumberjack mascots.

I think we also have a new theme song which opens the show: Fly Young Red’s “Throw Dat Boy Pussy”.

The other music selections include Leaether Strip’s “Spellbound”, a cover of Siouxsie and the Banshees, surtur13 (aka Derrick)’s “Mirage”, not a Siouxsie cover, and Josie Cotton’s “Johnny Are You Queer”.

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B&J Podcast Ep. 2: Talk Talk the Podcast Not the Band

Jimmy and Brendan

Here we are again, Brendan and I, with another 75 or so minutes of verbal diarrhea. I believe we’re going to settle with the B&J Podcast because, well, it’s just too easy. Each episode will have a different title provided by our friends. This one was provided by Matthew Harrison. He’s an asshole.

In this one we talk about movies, the Oscars, sex toys, Brendan’s illiteracy, 20 Feet from Stardom, The Act of Killing, the Dodgers channel, hashtags, and stupid sports fans. Well, Brendan takes up arms in support of the fans. I mainly trash them. And yes, there was more whiskey and coffee.

The songs this week we featured:

  • Chinese Man Ft. Tumi – Once Upon a Time
  • Diamanda Galas – Baby’s Insane
  • Lords of Acid Ft. Critter – Rough Sex (The All Night Grinder Mix)
  • X-mal Deutschland – Incubus Sucubus


Yet Another Podcast

Jimmy and Brendan

This is yet another attempt at a podcast. This time I have a co-conspirator: Brendan. In this one we talk about:

  • Oscar nominated films (aka talk shit about American Hustle, Dallas Buyers Club and August: Osage County)
  • Our love of True Detective
  • The editing of Grantland
  • My need for a new baseball team to root for
  • Other things I can’t remember thanks to the whiskey haze

The music selections include:

  • Mogwai – San Pedro
  • Karen Finley – Tales of Taboo (Radio Mix)
  • The Mae Shi – Revelation Party
  • John Parish and PJ Harvey – Is That All There Is?

We didn’t know what to call it. “A Podcast with No Name” seems stupid. Brendan likes “Macro-Aggression” mostly because I think the term “micro-aggression” is really fucking retarded. Let me know if you have any suggestions.

One bit of warning. This was our maiden voyage and we were armed with some whiskey and coffee. Just be warned. And sorry Faith.

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